walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he fucked my hip out of place.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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