How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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