so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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