Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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