is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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