just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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