One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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