have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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