It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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