I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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