have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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