Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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