Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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