If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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