life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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