i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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