So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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