yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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