That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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