I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
