just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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