So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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