Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
