She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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