i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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