dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Drake has all the answers
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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