I'm jealous of your bromance
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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