When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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