Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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