Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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