So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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