We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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