Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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