I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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