I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she woke up with a sticky ear
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm at about main and main street
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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