i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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