So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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