I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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