That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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