You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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