Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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