this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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