And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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