How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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