For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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