I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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