We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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