yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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