okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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