fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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