I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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