Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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